peacocktales:

For real though why do boys complain about kissing girls who have red lipstick on? It just gets on your lips so now you’re wearing it too?? It’s a free makeover and now you’re lookin fab why complain??? So ungrateful?????

(Reblogged from nothing-withatwist)

tangylemons:

What living with a musician is like.

(Source: herapotter)

(Reblogged from tedwassanasong)

buzzfeed:

These nerds have revolutionized bathroom graffiti.

(Reblogged from buzzfeed)

Flirting with my eyes

whatshouldwecallme:

Some girls:

Me:

(Reblogged from whatshouldwecallme)

chickenuqqet:

"you think you’re better than everyone else" what do you mean think

(Reblogged from politicalmachine)

downstairs5:

Step away from your $40 American apparel crop top..walk into a goodwill..boys’ toddlers section..find the smallest shirt there..a new tiny crop top for you..$1…

(Reblogged from unfollower)

lesbianvamp:

He-Ate-Us Meme [1/5] Episodes 

 ↳ Yakimono 

I sowed the seeds and watched them grow. I cultivated a long chain of events leading to this. 

All of this has been my design.

(Reblogged from fuckyeahannibal)
(Reblogged from old-school-fools)

iswearimnotnaked:

my brother left his drink at taco bell and was like “where’s my baja blast?” and my sister just quietly whispers “in the baja past”

(Reblogged from shitshilarious)
maskedlink:

HE IS ASKED TO COME CLOSE AND SNUGGLE AND HE IS SO HAPPY TO

maskedlink:

HE IS ASKED TO COME CLOSE AND SNUGGLE AND HE IS SO HAPPY TO

(Source: enelojodelculo)

(Reblogged from spectrum-approach-deactivated20)